Have a good laugh and a great weekend everyone!!! With 6″ of new snow and a base of 80″ at 10k’, I’m heading out to ski some noodley chutes and epic powder today. Thanks to Outside Bozeman Magazine for this one!! If you’ve got a good ski, snowboard or tele joke, please share it with us in the comments section. Ciao for now!
A bucket of chicken can feed a family of four.What do ski racers use as birth control?
Where does a telemark skier hide his money from his roommates?
Under the soap.
So blind people can hate them too.What’s the difference between a government bond and a ski bum?
Government bonds will eventually mature and make money.
Whatâ€™s the difference between a backcountry skier and a vacuum?
Where you mount the dirt bag.
What’s the difference between a snowboard instructor and a snowboard student?
Three days and an ego.
If you have a car with three snowboarders in the back seat, what do you call the driver?
How many backcountry skiers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Two. One to hold the bulb and one to smoke enough pot to make the room spin.
How many snowboarders does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Five. One to screw in the bulb and four to stand around and say, Sweet turns, bro!
How many ski instructors does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None. Ski instructors donâ€™t screw in light bulbs, they screw in hot tubs.
How many tele skiers does it take to change a light bulb?
Why are most snowboard jokes one-liners?
So skiers can understand them.
What were the skier’s last words?
I think I’ll try snowboarding.
What do you call a ski instructor with no girlfriend/boyfriend?
What did the tele skier say when he ran out of weed?
“Man, these bindings suck!”
Skier A: Dude, I got these sweet new skis for my girlfriend.
Skier B: Nice trade!
A skier walks into the Pour House and says “Hey, you guys wanna hear a snowboarder joke?” The bartender says, “I’m a snowboarder, the guy on your right is a snowboarder, the guy on your left is a snowboarder, and the guy behind you is a snowboarder.” So the skier says, “OK. I’ll tell it a little slower then.”