Just want to say a special…”thanks”…to the hoodlum that took it upon himself to vandalize the TetonAT rig this weekend. I guess it could have been worse, like the recent Teton Pass Ambassador incident, but still worth a good cursing…don’t you think?! Got a good curse of your own? Share it with us in the comments section below!
? May your adjustable ski poles always freeze at their longest level ?
? May the snow glop to your skins like icing on a wedding cake ?
? May your avalanche transceiver’s batteries be dead at the trailhead ?
? May the wind blow spindrift in your face every time you climb a couloir ?
? May you forget your backpack at home the next time you go backcountry skiing ?
? May you never benefit from one of my skin tracks ?
? May the snowpack be unstable on your every tour ?
? May the sluff of your next descent wash you out and pack snow in every crevice of your body ?
? May your work schedule never jive with bluebird powder days this season ?
? May your goggles fog up and the light be flat every time you got skiing ?
? May the Snow Gods look down upon your weak mind, body and soul…and cast their
eternal curse upon the rest of your skiing adventures ?
well…I’d be happy with just the snow glopping on your skins…but that sure felt good.